Basic Premises
 

Although my goal when updating the site is to feign ambivalence about what WDW has become, how much of it's worth remembering and whether this site can serve a useful, long-term purpose in describing an increasingly small percentage of its lost features, almost everything here is a product of having reached these conclusions:

WYW is intended for a narrow spectrum of Disney fans

A) People who grew up with and/or worked at WDW during its first 20 years, and/or
B) People who missed out on that time period but find the subject appealing and/or
C) People who abide dubious forums for topics they care about.
 

I'm not a historian

A real WDW historian's website would eventually have a Golf Resort page, but I'd rather make 100 Polynesian pages than make a first one for The Golf Resort.  I can barely type the world golf without taking a nap in the middle.  There are other people, however, doing a great job of covering parts of WDW that don't interest me.  Golf.  Jeez.  Mini -golf, on the other hand ...
  
The WDW of my youth (and probably yours) is gone forever


Even if Disney rebuilt Mr. Toad's Wild Ride inch for inch, it wouldn't sit opposite 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea or just down the path from the Plaza Swan Boats; it was the combination of all those great elements that made early WDW wonderful to me as a child, not a few magnificent pieces.  The pieces that remain, though, are still valuable and sit on sacred ground.  

WDW today is a ponderous combination of the old, the new, the good, the bad and the incomprehensible

While great new attractions have been added since the 1980s, concurrent with that decade's end began the routine disappearance of fantastic older features, the "fixing" of things that weren't broken and renovations that discounted aesthetic foundations laid by WDW's original designers.  By the turn of the last century, the challenges WDW faced in maintaining itself were daunting.  Pearly white shorelines became weed gardens, animated figures were removed or left inoperable in multiple locations and disinterested cast members became less an exception if not quite a rule.  As if all that wasn't enough, the average guest also got way nastier over time*.  This puts the modern-day WDW at odds with its majestically clean and thematically integrated former self of 1971-1986.

That's sad, but less sad with every passing year.  Few people see continuity between what WDW was in 1971 and what it is now.  Some are still looking, though, and I wish those seekers the best on their journey.  I'll stay here and scan old pictures for you.      

There's no right or wrong reason to like, or dislike, today's WDW

My son thinks Test Track is one of the best things on Disney property and I'll never know how much he would have enjoyed World of Motion.  We agree on one thing, though: at present we'd both rather spend a day at Fun Spot than Epcot.  It's just so much easier.   

It may be annoying for some younger WDW fans to hear people like me suggest that they missed out on the best of WDW, and if you're a big Everest fan then you'd probably choose the WDW of 2011 over the WDW of 1978, but we're just talking about opinions.  WDW means a lot of different things to a lot of different people, and the difficult heart on my sleeve didn't come with a crown making me King of Everybody.  If it had, everyone would be too busy making onion rings and Pamela Tiffin clones to waste time worrying about jacked-up Yetis.  But one of my main goals with this site was to piece together a low-grade vision of how cool the old WDW was to me, and in what ways specifically, before it changed.  One of the most direct ways of accomplishing that is by employing comparison, so I might come across as dismissive toward stupid stuff like Aladdin's carpets completely compromising the Sunshine Pavilion's forecourt.

Taking aim at Walt Disney Imagineering's mistakes isn't the same as chaining its designers to pillories and braining them with rotten fruit 

First of all, it's hard to get them to a pillory because they wriggle around like the dickens.  Furthermore, even if someone said Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management was the worst attraction ever put in front of an audience, that it lent new depth to the word "abhorrent" and that it would have made Walt Disney cry like the Indian in the Keep America Beautiful commercial, it wouldn't equate with hating the show's writers.  They may be nice and otherwise talented people who meant well.  But if your mother, Tom Hanks and the Dalai Lama make a film to raise awareness of third-world famine and the result is Howard The Duck Saves the Garbage Pail Kids , it's still (at best) a case of good intentions gone amok.  Likewise, if WDI's most congenial artists ruin original WDW attractions in an effort to bring them relevance, people will still be unhappy.  Unless it's CircleVision 360, in which case almost no one will notice or particularly care.   

Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management was the worst attraction ever put in front of an audience

It lent new depth to the word "abhorrent" and would have made Walt Disney cry like the Indian in the Keep America Beautiful commercial.

Of course no one really knows what Walt Disney would have done with the Tiki Room had he lived to see its 35th anniversary, which is why anyone who worked on the 1998 version could invoke the man's name as the utmost proponent of change to suggest that maybe, just maybe , Walt himself might have thought that introducing Miami Sound Machine to his classic attraction would constitute an upgrade.

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That kind of hypothetical nonsense had been going on ever since Walt Disney died.  Sometimes trying to imagine what he would have done led to handwringing and frustration, sometimes it led to about-faces on major projects and sometimes it didn't even figure into the equation.  How could Card Walker and John Hench assert in a 1975 press conference that the company's ultimate direction on EPCOT Center was "exactly" what Walt was talking about ten years earlier, when it was nearly 180 degrees off that course**?  Only by A) having worked so exhaustively to concoct a new use for the EPCOT acronym that they firmly believed they could deliver on the promise of a model city without actually building one and B) not having to worry about their former boss walking into the room and raising his famous left eyebrow.

In fairness, Tropical Serenade should never have been so faithful to its Disneyland counterpart.  The sing-along segment in particular was hard to sit through by the 1970s ... even in 1963 it must have seemed pretty silly.  But the Florida show still contained tons of beauty and artistry.  The worst part of the 1998 reworking wasn't that it tampered with the original, it was the flagrant disregard shown for the luminous properties of that which preceded it - every new element broke from the visual and aural vocabulary of the first version***.  The new birds looked more like Teddy Ruxpin than they did Fritz or Pierre, the script was an in-joke train wreck and the music was abysmal.  After 40-plus years of experience crafting theme park rides and shows, this was how Imagineering chose to update The Enchanted Tiki Room?  Seriously?  Then came the rationale, offered in defense of the update, that what they did to the show probably helped prevent its closure (due to the 1971 version's slack attendance in the 1990s).

That kind of thinking might have kept The Walt Disney Story playing on Main Street past 1992.  Only instead of Buddy Baker's haunting soundtrack and Walt's own voice, guests would have been treated to some Kriss Kross and Robin Williams making asides about the flatulence of Doc Sherwood's horse.

Some attractions are better off dead than "jazzed up."

Of course, the UNM version of the show is now itself dead, leaving behind a Sunshine Pavilion where the birds and tikis sing without the intrusion of extraneous characters but also without their centerpiece fountain - a sad reminder of modifications that UNM brought to the attraction.  Did the 2011 return of the original show in a slightly modified form make UNM seem more innocuous in hindsight?  Not to me, but I don't wash my hands to make the time they spent covered in pizza grease seem better than having stuck them in a lion's mouth, I do it because I don't want pizza grease on my PS3 controller or in my ears.  The Imagineers who used the January 2011 fire in UNM as their starting point for cleaning up the Tiki Room may have acted first and foremost out of pragmatism, but they should still get loads of credit for not screwing up the third Florida version of the show with unnecessary bells and whistles.

WDI is still capable of producing good work, and has continued to do so sporadically since the days when Baker, Blair, Burns, Coats, Crump, Davis, Gracey, Gibson, McKim, O'Brien, Procopio and Rogers conspired to make amazing things happen with Walt Disney as the guiding force

Splash Mountain, Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, MuppetVision 3D, Walt Disney: One Man's Dream, the EPCOT Center 25th Anniversary Retrospective and the 1993 rehab of 20K's queue area stand as examples of Disney retaining the skills necessary to deliver high-quality experiences.  In all likelihood, several of the attractions they build in the next few decades will be enjoyable.  The question for me isn't whether today's Disney company can do things well, it's more one of why they didn't do so more often ... especially in Florida.  Instead of a well-planned march forward, their collective work at WDW past 1988 was a series of random projects suggesting many people at the leadership level had a poor grasp of what was special about early WDW and poor instincts for which parts of it should never have been monkeyed with.  That aside, the organization still attracts very talented, dedicated people (some of whom I call friends) who can do fantastic things when their abilities are permitted to converge around strong concepts with the proper funding.   
   

* A likely result of A) people's attention spans and overall patience being diminished as society became more accustomed to immediate gratification, B) the average guest feeling more entitled to act however they want because what they paid to get into the parks and/or hotels was astounding and often meant saving up for years and C) Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management.

** I really loved the original EPCOT Center (1982-1992), but it was so thinly related to Walt Disney's EPCOT (the city) plan that earnest comparisons back in those days were laughable.  And if you don't think the company had a chip on its shoulder about the reality of it all, talk to WDW employees who were disciplined between 1981 and 1984 for inadvertently referring to the new theme park as just plain "EPCOT." 

*** WDI did bring in some of the original Tiki Room voice artists like Thurl Ravenscroft to record new lines.  That's like asking your grandparents to countersign on a car loan, then driving the car through their living room and giving one of them a heart attack because it seemed like a funny idea.  On paper.  At the time.