The Jungle Cruise 1971 - present "Board an explorer's launch
for a 'danger-filled' cruise down tropical rivers of the world" Your Complete Guide to Walt Disney
World, 1978
The
Jungle Cruise
Altered WDW Attraction
Location:
Adventureland,
Magic Kingdom
Opened: October 1, 1971
Ticket Required:
E (1971 - 1980)
Contributing
Disney
Personnel:
Marc Davis, Bill Evans, Harper Goff
The utterly purposeless business of comparing
WDW attractions to their Disneyland counterparts is a little older than WDW
itself, dating back to 1969 when WED Enterprises got down to brass tacks in
ascribing the final details of East Coast shows and rides. At that time DL
guests were enjoying their first forays through the Haunted Mansion, which came
on the heels of their radically expanded Tomorrowland and the still-fresh
Pirates of the Caribbean in 1967. Then a period of disquieting observation
began, as WED's focus turned to Florida for what seemed - at least to fans of
the original park - an eternity. Both Walt Disney Productions employees
and the public were seeing, hearing and reading more and more about the
company's plans for both entirely new attractions and modified takes on some
from DL. When WDW finally opened, it had a clear edge in its versions of the Haunted Mansion,
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Snow White's Adventures, Submarine Voyage (in Florida as
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea) and Peter Pan's Flight;
each of those
expanded on the DL originals in significant and obvious respects. But there was
one Florida attraction that exceeded its West Coast
forebear in a more sneaky manner on opening day: the Jungle Cruise.
Nothing would have indicated as much as street level,
with WDW's docking area looking a lot like California's - albeit wider.
A
series of scene variations between DL and WDW appeared as the Florida boats
drifted into the Amazon and the Congo rivers, but point-for-point there was
a fairly balanced set of disparate vignettes. WDW had several new scenes
designed specifically for its ride, but California's version still started off with a trip past
gorgeous Asian ruins that were conspicuously absent in Florida until the final third of
the journey. That's when WDW played its ace with the flooded Cambodian temple
and made DL's crumbling columns and ancient
statuary seem quaint by comparison. WDW took its Jungle Cruise riders INTO the the ruins' inky black heart
with no assurances as to what lie ahead and claimed the prize for mystique and
drama. Bravo, Marc Davis, bravo.
That temple should exit this analysis with a tremendous
ego boost, as this site
obviously
adores aspects of WDW that are (or were) unique to Florida. I also hope to
provide a rundown of other isolated Jungle Cruise scenes that have not
yet been discussed at length on other sites. Some appeared in the ride upon its opening in 1971 and remain,
some were only ever realized in California during a 1976 rehab, one was adapted
for use elsewhere in the Magic Kingdom and one only existed for a few months in
Florida before being dismantled ... and never appeared elsewhere. And since this
was one of the WDW attractions I worked as an MK West 'Operations host',
space is allotted for sentimentality. Or whatever.
The Jungle Cruise was an original component of
Disneyland, which opened in July 1955. Culling thematic material from Disney's
True-Life Adventures series (specifically The African Lion, which would
be released in theaters that same year) and 1951's The African Queen,
artist Harper Goff, landscaper Bill Evans and engineer Bob Mattey were key
members of the team crafting a "Tropical Rivers of the World" ride. Goff
was instrumental in persuading Walt Disney to abandon early plans to populate
the river and its banks with live animals and turn to robotic substitutes.*
While the ride's name changed, the basic concept - intrepid skippers chartering
boats full of guests down the Irrawaddy (or the Mekong), the Amazon, the Congo and the Nile for
encounters with creatures both exotic and threatening - was in place at the
offset and prevails to the present day in Disney's Anaheim, Orlando, Tokyo and
Hong Kong operations. The ride was omitted in 1992's Euro Disney project
because pre-existing amusement parks in the region (among them Tungaland) had basically
emulated the
North American versions of the ride; Disney found itself in the odd position of
not wanting to build a ride too similar to rides that others had copied from
them.
A survey of early WDW publicity materials and
models shows that the Jungle Cruise was part of the WDW Phase One Master Plan
from the project's inception. The Magic Kingdom was intended to be an
upgraded version of Disneyland that would also handle a larger number of
visitors. The Florida Jungle Cruise added roughly one minute's worth of
additional trip time over DL's nine-minute expedition and also included two more
boats, in its fleet of sixteen, than the original. A more significant difference in WDW's
version was that designer Marc Davis had a hand in crafting the entire
experience; at Disneyland his influence did not set in on the ride until 1964,
when figures fleshing out his comical touch were added in the form of the Indian
elephant bathing pool, the rhinoceros and trapped safari and an expanded African
Veldt. Those same scenes appeared in Florida but they were mixed in
with a number of other all-new elements that included Inspiration Falls, giant
butterflies, pygmy war canoes, gorillas ransacking a safari camp, a
huge (no, really huge) python, a Bengal tiger, cobras guarding ancient treasure and a family of
monkeys fooling around with that same stash. So it's really a Davis ride
that Florida guests enjoyed from the start, along with a spiel that contained more levity than
the DL original (albeit still more tame on paper than delivered "live").
Here's an early description of the attraction from the April 1971 edition of
a WDW pre-opening newsletter called Walt Disney World News:
JUNGLE CRUISE
EXCITING VOYAGE
ON TWISTING "DANGER-FILLED" RIVERS
"Take a last look at
civilization ... you may never see it again," smiles the youthful
skipper of the Adventureland jungle launch, a slight ominous hint in
his jocular words of caution. With that warning, passengers
aboard the unique river launch will take their "final" look at the
two-story riverfront building that hugs the shore in Adventureland,
serving as the boarding station, and their boat will chug quietly
away from the wharf. They are embarking on a high adventure in
an exciting voyage along twisting and "danger-filled" rivers that
wind through impenetrable and exotic jungles, the African veldt and
ancient Cambodian ruins. Along the way they will be threatened
by fearsome natives and charging hippos, watch members of a lion
family gorge themselves on a fresh kill and delight to the antics of
a talking parrot that takes disparaging issue with the crocodiles
that surround his tenuous and tiny tree-top sanctuary.
This is the "Jungle Cruise" in Walt Disney World's
Magic Kingdom theme park, and, like its namesake at Disneyland in
California, the attraction is expected to be one of the most popular in
the Magic Kingdom. The cruise will feature many new and different
scenes and situations, however, including the ruins. The Magic
Kingdom, a park similar in design and concept to Disneyland, is the focal
point of the 2,500 first phase of the Walt Disney World "Vacation
Kingdom," due to open in central Florida in October. Guests aboard
any of of sixteen 30-passenger jungle river launches will travel through
jungles reminiscent of the tropical regions of Africa, South America and
Asia, and through the grasslands of southern Africa's veldt. They
will come face-to-face with a gigantic python, be menaced by trumpeting
African elephants - their ears billowing as they prepare to charge the
boat - and they will pass under the plunging, thundering waters of Albert
Schweitzer Falls, so close - in fact - that passengers can reach out and
feel the mist from the churning falls. In an exotic rain forest,
guests will be treated to the croaking antics of giant frogs, as big as
Boston bulldogs, and the fragile beauty of butterflies as large as
seagulls, as their launches glide quietly past numerous waterfalls
and
through a foreboding fog that undulates across the river.
But the "Jungle Cruise" will have its moments of humor,
too. Moments after their boat passes close to a hissing 25-foot
python draped in the branches of a tree, guests will be treated to a scene
of madcap merriment as a band of exuberant gorillas takes over a deserted
safari camp. Farther along the river, as hosts of lifelike jungle
animals watch from the terraced veldt, set among multi-hued rock
formations, a frenzied rhinoceros keeps tenacious watch at the base of the
tree where he has forced an entire safari party to seek refuge. As
the boat passes through the center of a huge elephant pool, passengers
will be entertained by the "shower singing" of an Indian elephant as he
sits and soaks in the waterfalls of his jungle spa. Nearby, a baby
pachyderm is playfully squirting water into the opening mouth of a docile
crocodile. Amid all the excitement, there are the sounds of the
jungle animals, including the noisy but unseen claw and fang combat of two
ferocious jungle cats. Nearby, natives rise from the
undergrowth, threatening with spears poised, while back around the last
bend painted warriors continue the ritual of their
ceremonial dances near
burning skulls,
swaying to the mysterious throbbing of tribal drums.
A highlight of the "Jungle Cruise" will be a trip
through the ancient Cambodian ruins, inhabited by giant spiders, a
menacing tiger, prankster monkeys and larger-than-life king cobras that
sway hypnotically in front of the treasure they guard. And waiting around the final bend to welcome guests back to civilization is
"Salesman Sam," the South American headhunter, dangling his copious supply
of shrunken heads, attempting to entice guests to either become a
purchaser or a "purchase." "Sam," as well as most of the
natives and animals in the "Jungle Cruise," are products of
"Audio-Animatronics," a sophisticated Disney-patented system that gives
lifelike actions to three-dimensional figures. "Audio-Animatronics"
is a unique application of space-age electronics, combining and
synchronizing voices, music and sound effects with the movement of
animated objects.
The Jungle Cruise will be one of approximately 40
attractions awaiting guests in the Magic Kingdom
when it opens in October.
That description suggested that the ride would
be equal parts fierceness and silliness, which is more or less how it turned
out. But some of the terminology was off ("Salesman Sam" turned out to be
"Trader Sam" and the falls' Christian name would be dropped) and those African
elephants ended up more demure in their behavior. As fun as it sounds, I'm
not sure that any of the skulls were ever actually on fire. And if you
caught mention of a few elements that are completely unfamiliar to you, like the
parrot and the bullfrogs, explanations will follow below.
Construction of the ride
began, as it did in most other sections of the park, in Spring of 1969.
An aerial photo below shows the state of the ride in April 1971. The Cambodian
ruins were basically completed, Schweitzer Falls' rockwork was finished and
about half of the ride's vegetation had been planted. At that time 135 animated figures
were still being tooled at Glendale, California's WED Enterprises and its MAPO
division. Some others were being crafted at Bud Washo's Staff Shop in Dr.
Phillips, Florida - about a ten minute drive from the park. In place of
some beasts were wooden flats, seen below lining the shores of the veldt,
serving as placeholders for the animatronics. This made the flats "fake
fakes," which would no doubt be of interest to Stephen Fjellman, Umberto Eco
and disciples of Philip K. Dick (and probably less captivating to normal people,
although it's unlikely that you, as a WYW reader, fit the description of
normal). Also visible is the concrete riverbed, which
averages three to four feet deep and is divided down the middle by a narrow, six-foot-deep trough.
Guide poles from the underside of the boats are attached to rubber tires that
rest in the trough, which is what prevents the boats from slamming into the
shoreline or spinning in circles, as was known to occasionally happen with the
Plaza Swan Boats or the Mike Fink
Keelboats.
Part III - A Jungle
Cruise Overview (Queue to African
Veldt)
RETURN TO CONTENTS
The
Jungle Cruise opened with the park on October 1, 1971.
The attraction was approachable from the same two points as it is today, via a
ramp from the north and a ramp (later steps) from the northeast that lead to an
airy plaza
which abuts the queue building and a canal-side deck that originally served as a
seating area for the adjacent Oasis snack bar. Although the Oasis
structure remains,
in 1997 the seating area was given over to Shrunken Ned's Junior Jungle Boats, a remote control boat game
that occupies a portion of the
Plaza Swan Boats canal between the Jungle Cruise and the Swiss Family
Treehouse. The plaza was also the original home of Adventureland drumming
tikis that
are now water elements on the upper Adventureland pathway facing the
Enchanted Tiki Room; in their initial configuration that formed a circle into
which guests could venture and get drummed at from all sides. The entrance
is still in the same basic place as when first built but the immediate
surroundings have changed. The entrance sign was orginally a green piece of
vaguely art nouveau work, shown below, that lasted from opening day until a major October 1991 rehab.
Then a larger sign came in, consisting of a weathered board
with spears sticking out of it. The current sign, tiny compared to its
predecessors, arrived in 2000 with the Fastpass changes that shook up the queue structure's facade and functionality.**
The nice "Jungle Navigation Co. LTD" mural (also shown below) disappeared when
Fastpass came in, as did a cargo truck that had also arrived in 1994.
Along with the Country Bear Jamboree,
the Hall of Presidents, The Haunted Mansion and 20,000
Leagues Under The Sea, the Jungle Cruise was one of the first-year E-ticket attractions with a queue
that routinely spilled
out beyond the formal entry area during the park's first few years. The
two-story entrance building originally sported a split-level queue area,
with two separate stairwells that would take guests to and from a covered second
floor space from which they could take in a
fantastic view of the jungle, looking down onto the little riverside shack facing
the loading dock, and boats heading into the dense forest canopy of the Amazon.
But this space was not enough to absorb the excessive lines, and soon the
company decided to build an
additional first-floor queue space due west of the main structure. That annex was
built at the same time as the adjacent Caribbean Plaza area (and from the main
Adventureland street looks like Caribbean Plaza as well), being completed c.
December 1973. The stairwells were removed and the second floor outlook
became a storage space for extra seat cushions from the boats. The Drumming Tikis moved up the hill
at
the same time (but didn't suffer the indignity of being made to squirt water until 1998).
Standing in
the Jungle Cruise queue was a somber affair prior to the afore-mentioned
1991 rehab; once guests crossed the threshold they were faced with a series of
twists and turns that led past bare walls, their fellow guests and occasional glimpses
of the river. There was no background music at that time either, so if the
queue was full it promised a fair amount of shuffling drudgery. Of course DL's Jungle Cruise queue is now
closer to the full embodiment of how cool a ride's waiting
space can be, but Florida's 1991 upgrade did include queue music interspersed
with radio commentary by Albert AWOL, "the voice of the jungle." A
considerable array of visual enhancements were also made at that same time, from
a series of new destination-based wall murals to the artifact-laden "office" in
the center of the queue. All good stuff, most of which is still there.
Incidentally, the MK Imagineering Field Guide was wrong about several things
regarding this and other rides. Among the errors was the statement that the
big queue area rehab took place in 1994. The Jungle Cruise did have a 1994 rehab but
it was not the one where the queue area effects popped up; all of the upgrades
reference on page 41 of that guide were present as of November 16, 1991.
Across the river from the dock is one of two man-made,
tree-smothered islands that form the jungle interior and separate various
segments of the river from others. Sounds of jungle birds and crickets
stream constantly from the greenery. Prefacing the looming foliage, the
aforementioned thatched-roof shack rests on a rough-hewn wooden pier. For
20 years it was a subtly-themed structure - some fishing nets, a hammock and
hanging fruit. In 1991 its
exterior was blanketed with supplies and equipment: barrels, nets, a gun rack, pith
helmet, jacket, rope, a crutch, lanterns and a fishing pole among them. A
small outrigger canoe with a hand-painted sail is moored off the pier's western
exposure, at the entrance to a shady inlet that leads to a picturesque little
waterfall. A curtain is partially drawn in the shack's doorway, revealing
the edge of a bed but little else. Later (1994) additions to the
once-serene habitat include a chair resting on the roof and a sign
reading "KEEP OUT!" These suggest that something is possibly amiss, as do a couple
wooden grave markers on the adjacent shoreline. Have the remaining
occupants fled? Does one fevered inhabitant still dwell within?
Whatever its story, the shack has remained an ever-present curiosity since the
Jungle Cruise's first days. Its details hint at the mystery that lies just
downriver.
Between the shack and the load dock is the spur line
dock that divides the main boat track from the spur line track where up to two
boats could be positioned prior to the ride's opening (on the spur line vs. in
the backstage boat maintenance area), thereby making it faster to increase the
number of "live" boats when attendance so dictates. A similar
setup was used at 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea in Fantasyland, which shared many
operational features with the Jungle Cruise.
Guests in the queue eventually find their attention drawn to the boats cycling
through the water in front of them. Facing the river, at their far left is
the Unload area where boats returning from the jungle dock and dismiss their
riders. Closer in is the Jog area, where Skippers reload their weapons,
rest their voices or switch out duty with other skippers. Right in front
of guests at the end of their wait is the Load area, where they are greeted by
the skipper who will pilot their boat.
Save for a
moment between 1975 and 1976 when female employees were experimentally stationed on the dock and in
the boats, the Jungle Cruise was exclusively a man's domain from 1971
to 1995. On May 21 of the latter year, which coincided with the ride's
reopening from a large rehab, the Jungle Cruise had its first female lead (a lead being the
individual who supervises a work group on-site - I understand that the title has
since been retired). By that September she and
four other ladies were training to pilot the boats. In less than a year the ride
was often staffed by more females than males. It made for an interesting shift
in the ride's character, because - as was the case with Disneyland's Jungle
Cruise, WDW's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Davy Crockett Explorer Canoes and Mike Fink Keelboats - the maleness
of the operation had been a distinguishing feature. It wasn't
necessarily a vital feature, but when something exists in a certain manner
for decades it can take on its own seeming sense of correctness. A
factor in "casting" people for the "role" of a Jungle Cruise skipper was
originally to find men who guests might buy as explorers in a Hollywood
mold: amiable, sharp-witted guys who were keen to have total strangers
sign on their vessels for perilous expeditions into the unknown.
Only a fraction of the ride's male cast members really fit that bill, and
not surprisingly that's the case with the females as well. Some are
great at their job while others are merely adequate ... gender is no form
of delineator. Still, for a long time I unfairly expected more from
a lady skipper because, as an ex-skipper myself, I wanted to see it
demonstrated that the co-ed move not only made sense operationally, but
was inspired.
All matters of sex aside, every skipper
welcomes waiting guests onto their boats in groups of up to 32.
Riders are helped aboard by two employees on the dock who will channel them
through one of two entry points in a boat's starboard side. The Florida ride
vehicles closely resembled the DL originals - each was covered with a
brightly striped canopy (red and white, blue and white or green and white). Along the interior perimeter of
each vessel was a row of vinyl cushioned seating. There was also a short center
row that directly abutted the engine compartment (hidden beneath a steamer
engine facade). The boats ran on natural gas and when I started
working at the attraction in 1986, they were equipped with four-cylinder, 60
horsepower Chevette engines. At the bow end was the wheel and a basic
console with the throttle, microphone, lighting controls, a wooden ammo box, a
Smith and Wesson .38 special, its holster and a lanyard that kept the guns from
tumbling into the water or being appropriated by mischievous guests. In
October 2000 the boats were replaced with near-clones that replicate the
modern-day Disneyland version, which themselves had appeared in 1997. The most obvious change was the conversion to an earth-tone color
scheme and the addition of multiple props, spread across the boats, underscoring
the notion that the boats transported cargo and supplies to various points on
the river. Gone were the brightly colored canopies, vinyl seat
cushions and rudders. The names of the sixteen boats in the WDW Jungle Cruise fleet
have not changed since 1971:
Amazon Annie,
Bomokandi Bertha, Congo Connie, Ganges Gertie, Irrawaddy Irma, Kwango Kate,
Mongola Millie, Nile Nellie, Orinoco Ida, Rutshuru Ruby, Sankuru Sadie, Senegal
Sal, Ucyali Lolly, Volta Val, Wamba Wanda and Zambesi Zelda.
Anyone seated on the outer edge of the boats can take in at least half of the ride's scenery from a nice vantage
point. Then there are those guests, usually numbering no more than four, who are
seated on the center cushion. Unless you actually think the ride poses
some kind of danger to riders whose arms stick out of the boat, getting the
middle row is drawing the short straw. In order to avoid this, the best tactic is asking to wait for the next boat
because you're claustrophobic. Unfortunately this brings you halfway to
being the same kind of tedious person who will wait an extra twenty minutes
for a ride in the nose of the monorail. To be fair, those people are looking for
better seats than everyone else, whereas you're only trying not to be put in
the 9% of the boat with a poor view. Just don't follow up by asking
the employees about their day or how long they've worked at Disney; by now it's
pretty clear that you only care about yourself.
The boat's skipper will by this point have begun some
type of
banter with the passengers (possibly including you ... if you aren't still
standing on the dock trying to dodge that middle row - come on!!!). The spiel that
skippers have laid out for them when they are trained to work the ride has
varied several times over the years. There is the original 1971 version that
adhered closely to the 1960s Disneyland model, then some minor modifications
that led to the 1991 version, which has itself seen some minor adjustments
leading to the current version,
give or take the truth. The tone has remained just slightly
offbeat on paper even though the focus veered toward environmentalism in the
later edits. Its effect is governed by how it is delivered.
There are detailed accounts of the spiel itself to be found elsewhere online, so it isn't
covered here except in passing. Suffice it to say that a skipper with an aptitude for using the 'script' as clay for their own creation can make for
a very entertaining trip. An opportunity for gauging how well things will
go comes as the boats depart civilization and venture into the heart of the
Amazonian rain forest. Then skippers - free from an audience of co-workers
- set the tone for the rest of the ride
with something of relative substance around them on which to discourse.
They can stick to the script and comment on the fact that everything in the
Amazon, such as the butterflies, grows larger than life, or they could elaborate
with a warning that the butterflies are capable of flapping a human to death in
ten seconds. Or they may abandon all semblance of
predictability and ad-lib the whole thing in a minimalist fashion ... uttering a few barely
audible lines when it suits them and then staring at you silently for a short
eternity. If your skipper can actually make you a little nervous, you need
to respect that.
The first minute's worth of ride time in WDW's version
of the Jungle Cruise is a triumph of staging that takes guests seamlessly from the
promise of the half-civilized dock area to untamed realms of nature. The
Amazon environment was unique to Florida prior to Tokyo Disneyland's 1983
opening, and Tokyo Disneyland's Amazon leg is abbreviated by half.
WDW's
Amazon was originally covered by a man-made armature that allowed the live plant
material - as well as synthetic supplements - to form a dense green canopy over the winding river.
Mist fell gently from the overhead growth,
combining with some of Disney's typically phenomenal audio augmentation (in this
instance an instrumental loop of Debussy-esque flute warbles) to create a
beautiful and subdued sense of the unknown. Massive butterflies
populate logs and rocks on both sides of the river ... wings gently flapping to showcase their majestic coloring. It is possible that Marc
Davis contemplated the inclusion of man-eating vines in this area, something I vaguely recall hearing about beyond the occasional spiel
references. If so, the carnivorous clematis never left paper. The butterflies remain today,
and sometimes their wings still move, but the framework canopy that added so
much to the atmosphere in this area was removed during a rehab in 2000.
You know the planet is doomed when even Disney's Amazon gets deforested.
Midway down the Amazon, the canopy parted at the base
of Inspiration Falls. Anyone can tell you that the falls, consisting of multiple cascades spread across a
blue-grey outcropping of moss-covered rock rising some twelve feet above the
river, were so named because they inspire explorers to venture deeper into
the jungle. Skippers usually slowed the boat down here (and often still do),
trying to
elicit some reverent "oohs and "aahs" from their crew before
proceeding beneath the second and final canopy which, like the first, is now
gone.
This span of river between Inspiration Falls and
the headwaters of the Congo is littered with a few safari props (a later
addition) and accompanied by the sound of unseen frogs. People
actually saw the frogs many years ago, hence the reference to bullfrogs in the
above
pre-opening ride description. I had reason to suspect this was true since
1986, but it took 20 years to get the matter resolved. Back when
I was trained to work the ride, I saw several attraction maps that
were labeled, "Key Plan - Animated Figure Location." Below to the
left is one that I scanned and cleaned up a little (click the image for a
larger version). There are notations for figures F21, F21A through F21D, F22 and F22A through F22E.
But there were no figures in those locations and the maps didn't indicate what
they were supposed to be. The Jungle Cruise maintenance manual proved that
the frogs had been built via black and white images, but by all indications they were never actually installed. Countless inquiries later,
a firsthand confirmation that the frogs
were once in the ride finally materialized via Dave Ensign. Courtesy of the same "Mr. E" who
co-founded WDW's
Artist Prep department and cleared up some facts about the
Safari Club
arcade, news came that the frogs were an original
(1971) Jungle Cruise component. E said, however, that then-WDW Operations
chief Dick Nunis believed the frogs looked "hokey," so they were removed just a few months into the ride's tenure.
They were never used again. All that remains now is the sound of their
croaking and one cousin who hopped away to another corner of the park. His
story will continue later.
Even though no one expects WDW to ever put frogs back into the ride, it is now
possible for the world to see some of them in perpetuity. The third image
below is a documentation photo from Artist Prep. It shows a mother
frog and two juveniles perched with toadstools atop a fake rock. The
fourth image is a detail from the ride's maintenance manual. Click on the
images for closer looks; these frogs were not only cuter than you, they moved!
The adults opened their mouths and actually distended their vocal sacs, while
the small ones rocked backward and forward on their legs. If that's hokey,
paint me fake. Also included is an equally rare bit of Davis concept art
that was generously contributed by an anonymous WYW supporter.
One might infer from all of this that the Amazon guests
see now is a fraction of its former self. It remains, nonetheless, a
well-orchestrated prelude to the larger animals and action ahead. In a
way, the enveloping canopy once foreshadowed the boats' upcoming foray into the
Cambodian temple just as Inspiration Falls is still a rippling forecast of
Schweitzer Falls.
The Amazon bleeds into the Congo with the sight of
pygmy war canoes sitting empty on a white sandy beach. The skipper
typically mentions that each canoe is capable of holding 300 pygmies, intimating
that 900 could be nearby and possibly lying in wait. Guests try to pass unnoticed but
soon hear the sounds of
tribal drums breaking from the undergrowth. The first sound, it turns
out, is a call, and a response comes from another side of the beach. As
this plays out back and forth, it seems certain that the boat's presence has been
detected. The spiel once had skippers try to interpret the drumming (it
translated as an invitation to dinner) but in the end this vacated vignette
turns out to be nothing more than a distraction. With their attention drawn back into the
shadows of the trees around the canoes, it is that much easier for the massive
python just ahead to scare the baby jesus out of the skipper and her/his
passengers.
The yellow and brown constrictor, which is twisted
poetically around the trunk and branches of a dead tree in the shallows, descends
from a
less-imposing snake that appeared in DL's Jungle Cruise for many years as part
of the Cambodian ruins scene. Although it barely moves, the size and
convincing profile of the Florida serpent are sufficient to raise hairs on the neck of someone seated
on that side of the boat; their faces will come within a few scant feet of the
python's probing tongue. Its skin tone has varied since 1971, arguably
becoming more realistic. All these years later, it has yet to apply the "Congo Squeeze" to a
single passenger. The snake was, however, added to DL's ride in 1976,
where it became the source of some contemplation for water buffalo.
The river turns again to the right, and the skipper
prepares to make a quick stop at camp for supplies. This sets
up the first of Marc Davis' new-for-Florida, full-blown sight gags, the gorillas in the camp.
The first thing you can see off the starboard bow is a flipped blue jeep with its front wheels still
spinning, its tracks fresh in the sand. Cans and boxes are scattered along
the shoreline and inside the square-framed yellow tent ... a group of great apes
making themselves at home. A huge male stands upright at a wall-hung mirror,
trying on a pith helmet. A mother sits atop a pile of crates in the back
corner, a baby swinging from her outstretched arms. Two juveniles have
appropriated firearms; one is a half-step short of taking a stray shot
toward the boat, the other about to blow its own face off. You can barely hear them
from the boat, especially if you have a loud engine or chatty skipper, but the gorillas are most
assuredly grunting happily over their newfound toys.
Immediately following the camp scene, on the
same side of the river, there is a hollowed-out rock at the water's edge.
If you ever rode the Walt Disney World Railroad and saw a door in the back of a
rock as you looked toward the perimeter of the Jungle Cruise, you were looking
at the back side of this same structure. The last time I saw this it was covered in vines. Skippers periodically
reference this as the world's largest pet rock. The reason there is a big
useless stone mass in that spot, or more pointedly the reason why it was
conceived and built but perpetually puzzling, is that an extension of the
gorilla scene had been designed by Marc Davis and marked for a home in that
rock. It was going to be another big gorilla swinging out over the water,
pummeling a crocodile that was stupid enough to swim within reach.
By 1968, when Florida's Jungle Cruise was being master-planned, Davis
knew that the medium of three-dimensional animation could be pushed further than
it had been even in recent attractions like Pirates of the Caribbean.
He intended to capitalize on this in the Pirates-like
Western River Expedition
(where can-can girls would throw their legs skyward for the entertainment of
cowboys) and, to a slightly lesser
extent, in WDW's Jungle Cruise. Any Disney maintenance person could tell
you that a mechanical gorilla clobbering a mechanical crocodile every 30 seconds for
eight to sixteen hours a day would generate some serious wear on the parts, so
certainly there was no intention of having the figures make real contact.
The gag, however, was explored and remained part of the WDW plan as one
of several elements that the ride's original animated figure location plan
marked as "in at Year 2."
Unless "Year 2" actually meant 2022, plans for dropping
the ape into the rock dissipated before the ride's first big rehab in 1975.
The infrastructure remained, however, and included the first dip in the riverbed
(as shown in the photo below) that would have provided space for the crocodile's
support framework. As with the python, the gorilla camp scene - including
the gorilla vs. crocodile vignette - made its way to Disneyland in 1976.
But the California crocodile didn't get brained by the monkey, he just came in close like
he wanted to grab a banana. The scene was reworked in 2005 and the croc
was purged from the setting, leaving the gorilla to contemplate a bunch of bananas atop a floating
crate ... urgh. Tokyo still has both figures.
At WDW, a battered croc's flailing tail would have signaled the end of the Congo and a
transition to the north-flowing currents of the Nile. To some extent
the Nile is the least ambitious river in the Florida version's arsenal, as it
largely mimics scenes that were already to be found at DL in 1971. It may have amped up the aesthetics, specifically in the form of designer Fred Joerger's
fantastic rockwork for the African Veldt scenery and Schweitzer Falls, but
almost all of the WDW Nile concepts had been test-driven before.
First is a pair of African bull elephants, which are
just plain boring. If, as intimated
by the pre-opening teaser and also for many years by the upper-crust toucan Claude in the nearby Tropical Serenade's
original pre-show, the elephants "bellowed forth in protest of" the boats' intrusions,
then maybe you've got yourself a stew. Nay, they sway ... they blow their
noses loudly, and stay put. No one believes for a moment that one of the
creatures might actually enter the water and cause panic. As synthetic
manifestations of curious animal specimens they are expertly achieved.
And early on, when they had red eyes, they possessed an ounce of potential
danger. The inescapable truth, however, is that the largest of the
ride's animated figures feel like filler and/or an impractically expensive setup
for a mother-in-law joke. The scene works better in
California because you can see more of the animals than in Florida, where
sometimes - as the unintended end result of foliage left unchecked - it has looked like the
elephants are just sticking their heads through the leaves to be silly.
This perception is only furthered by the fact that - although they are
positioned on opposite sides of the river - the elephants don't face each other.
They are the only Jungle Cruise animals that might actually be
appreciated more wholly, in their live form, at the Animal Kingdom park.
But probably not.
The elephants are followed by another fine rock formation
off the starboard bow. At DL this became the roost
of a baboon family, and the Florida version was indeed at some point prepared
for the insertion of those same animals even though the animation diagram does
not attest to the physical proof. Alas, here the rock is just a bookend that momentarily hides gnus
and giraffes from guests' sight. They are revealed as part of an agreeable
panorama that is also home to zebras, impala, vultures and, comprising the
opposite bookend, the craggy hangout of a lion pride.
This African Veldt yields a pleasant vista even though the scene conveys no real
levity (outside of playful lion cubs) or tension. Depending on which skipper
you listen to, the lions are either "protecting a sleeping zebra"
or feasting - bloodlessly - on the same striped prey.
What guests witness here is a rare entry in Disney
attractions: an afterward scene without a visual punchline. All of the key
action has already occurred on the Veldt and everything has come to a
standstill; the lions have made their kill and are clustered around it quietly,
the hoofed animals have determined that it's safe to go back to eating greenery
and the vultures are simply waiting for their turn. With no momentum, this
is the Magic Kingdom equivalent of a Smithsonian diorama and, as the skippers
will often relate, illustrates "the basic law of the jungle ... survival of the
fittest."
NOTES ON PART III
* This made Goff one of the
first theme park geniuses to champion mechanical wildlife over the tedious real
thing, which would constantly be sleeping out of guests' view, defecating
and costing a fortune in food and veterinary care. Call me juvenile,
but if you took all of the live animals out of Disney's Animal Kingdom and
replaced them with animatronics goofing off (like cheetahs riding ostriches),
everyone would be much happier.
** The Fastpass distribution and queuing system spoiled a variety of sightlines
all over the Magic Kingdom, but its configuration at the Jungle Cruise was one
of the more benign arrangements.
Part IV - A Jungle Cruise
Overview (Trapped Safari to Unload)
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The boats make a hard turn around the lions' cave and swing up on the trapped
safari scene. Before you even see what's happening here you can hear a
clan of hyenas yelping. Then you find out that they're spectators, along
with some more zebras and gazelle, to a massive rhinoceros who has run five
members of a safari up the trunk of a dead tree. At its apex is a 'great
white hunter' in a pith helmet, whose jockeying for the top spot appears a
likely commentary on his bravery or lack theroef. Below him, four
associates crowd in looking for extra room. For the ride's first 25
years, these were four black porters in khaki uniforms and red hats.
When the rhino lunged forward and raised its horn, the porters would rise
upward in succession, in past tense here only because there is not always
discernible motion these days. This scene is Marc Davis at the top
of his form, and it provides a perfect counterpoint to the preceding
solemnity of the Veldt.
In 1996 the porters were changed to caucasians and each
was given a different outfit (one fez remained). The foreground was toyed
with to make it look a little more like a camp site, and the top of the tree was
saddled with an aerial platform ... not the perch of a hunting party,
apparently, but of a film crew. At first I wasn't exactly sure what to infer from this
revisionism other than that it was a misguided stab at political correctness. The sight of a white man trekking through the African jungle
with a host of dark-skinned bearers may smack of colonialism, but the music in
the ride's queue area - added just a couple years before the rhino scene was
updated - suggests that the visual was consistent with the thematic era. If your
skipper tells a joke about Diablo Cody getting a Wii for Christmas, then you know it must not be
the 1930s. We don't, however, want to see a group of explorers - skin
color aside - wearing ball caps, Etnies and Lil' Flip t-shirts on the Jungle Cruise. Khaki uniforms are
timeless in their own way, and the ones employed in the original scene were more
1960s Uganda than 1936 Kenya, so the real issue here must be the white man's
pith helmet, the only element that was decidedly dated when the ride
opened. The 1996 change was clearly an effort, no doubt well-intentioned, to not
run the risk of the porters' skin color appearing to be part and parcel of
the scene's comic relief. Nonetheless, something tells me they should have left this scene alone, and
that something may be no more than the realization that it just looked
better before. It was more Africa and less a crime scene left by people
who substitute props for ideas. Plus I used to feel sorry for those guys
before they were all white; now I wouldn't care if they fell and got trampled.
Waterborne perils constitute the next few segments of
the ride, starting with a pair of extra-large crocodiles, flashing their pearly whites on a beach flanked by ivory-colored
native totems. The larger
of the crocs, on the left, is irrevocably nicknamed Old Smiley and measures
about fifteen feet in length. His
companion was often Gertrude in the 1970s and 1980s, more likely now to be
Ginger (she snaps). The twosome hiss harmoniously at passing boats and, unlike those
African elephants, appear to be potential threats. They are in fact
jointly responsible for a surfeit of shorthand teachers across the globe.
Straight ahead lies majestic Schweitzer Falls, a
beautifully realized scenic device that doubles as a huge pump to keep the
river's 1,750,000 gallons of water circulating. Skippers feign panic
as the boats momentarily appear to be headed right into the deluge, then they
pull off a hard starboard turn that only exposes guests on the port side to a
minor spray. This is typically the only point in the Jungle Cruise where
guests will see another boat (outside of the dock area), as the track bends back
beneath Schweitzer Falls - providing everyone with a glimpse of the
legendary back side of water - after completing a loop around the smaller of
the ride's two aforementioned islands. This configuration makes the river
one of the Magic Kingdom's three lopsided "figure eight" bodies of water, along
with the Rivers of America and the Hub canal. It has been written on other
websites that JC employees refer to the two islands as Manhattan and
Catalina. That may be true. I can state without hesitation,
however, that if a skipper was overheard calling either of the islands by
either of those nicknames when I worked there, they would have quickly found themselves
six feet closer to
one of them and wet.
The passage into the hippo pool was originally attended
by nothing but the recorded sound of crickets. The back half of an
airplane was placed among the trees in 1994 (thereby making it safe for future
scenic crews to scatter garbage in other parts of the jungle and call it "art
direction"). The front half of the plane is positioned 4.4 miles to the
southeast, where it repeatedly interrupts Humphrey Bogart as he sets Ingrid
Bergman straight on matters of love and Paris.***
Skippers belie their misgivings about
hippopotami just before the creatures surface, ears twitching, on both
sides of the boat. There are eleven in total, adults and juveniles,
and although they are cute it appears from the aggression of two full-size
versions (mouths agape) that they wouldn't mind taking some guests down
for the count. At this point skippers draw their pistols and pump
the charging hippos full of hot lead. Actually just one imaginary
slug per beast, but even that was for some time deemed too questionable.
In 1999 the guns were removed, then they came back but the skippers
weren't allowed to shoot directly at the hippos. They became warning
shots fired into the heavens which, as anyone who has been to Africa can
tell you, is the third-most effective way to calm down a herd of river
horses. The first and most direct method, which to my knowledge was
only attempted once during the ride's history, is for the skipper to dive
into the water with a knife between his teeth and stab the hippos into
submission. The second is to shoot them in the face, Compton-style,
as it was done back in the day. This was not anti-environmental
grandstanding or impudent trophy hunting, it was the theatrical assertion
of self-preserving dominion over an imminent fiberglass threat.
Unless you're a hippo, get over it.
Back-to-back trouble is in store for guests as they sail past the bullet-ridden
hippos, right into a headhunter's village. While the pulsating rhythm of native
drums flows from the bushes ahead, skippers gesture casually starboard toward a
canoe full of skulls resting along the beach. Just past this, beneath the
shelter of a thatched, a-frame hut, a group of painted warriors hops around in a
close-knit circle, spears in hand. An adjacent, smaller, shelter provides
cover for the three drummers. The abundance of bones and stern faces speaks to danger, but
for a moment it appears that the boat will make it through unscathed as it had
with the pygmies. As the river twists back from the celebrators, that
possibility dims ... from behind the bushes on the
shady shoreline of bamboo-laden Catalina, a Zulu ambush unfolds. There are seven
agitators who rise stealthily from crouched positions and begin shouting**** at
riders with their spears raised. The skipper drops hurriedly - most of the
time - and urges everyone else to follow suit. You can hear the sound of
spears whistling through the air, but miraculously none find their target and
the boat manages to coast forward toward the comparatively safe haven of roaring
Schweitzer Falls.
After passing underneath, the path leads into the Irrawaddy River
(since the 1990s it has been called the Mekong). This is the last of the ride's four "named" destinations
and it begins with a turn in the direction of the flooded
Cambodian temple. The approach is augmented by the sound, mentioned in the
earlier pre-opening desciption, of two animals having it out in the dense
undergrowth. This scene, including the audio and glimpse of the temple,
was intended to serve as a backdrop for the Swiss Family Treehouse, at least if you believe
what you read in pop-up books
... a 1972 publication shows the temple hiding beneath some branches.
Whether you could ever see the temple itself clearly from the treehouse, I don't know,
but the plaque adjoining the treehouse's master suite does reference the jungle
overlook.
Skippers have made a variety of references to the foreboding ruins
over the years, with later editions of the spiel actually identifying them as remnants of
the Khmer empire in Cambodia. This structure is a masterful composite of
architectural and ornamental features found in that nation's Angkor Wat and
Bayon sites, as well as Thailand's Ayutthaya temple. Its theme park genesis may
lie 2,200 miles to the east in Anaheim, but Florida's so completely eclipses the
original Disneyland form - in California you merely ride past bits of
temple elements as originally conceived in artwork by Marc Davis - that it may as well be regarded as the alpha and omega.*****
On either side of the river are crocodiles submerging and surfacing, yet they
hardly compete for attention in this setting - the fiberglass and concrete
recreations of carved stone wonders are
too compelling. The river ahead leads clearly right up to the temple's entrance
(notable in that many archaeologists believe these ancient cities were
abandoned due to loss, or mismanagement, of water resources) and guests can legitimately
question why skippers would willingly pilot the
boat directly below the crumbling stone beams. It is reckless in theory, but who
cares once they see that their path extends deep into the dark gaping mouth of
the building? Not even King Louie's Jungle Book crib had a shiver-inducing
interior. What could be in there? How deep does it go? It's so
dark and uninviting that instantly the notion of not plowing ahead
becomes distasteful.
Not to worry, of course, because for 37 years every
boat has stayed the course, surrendered all caution and penetrated the
gloomy abyss. On their way in, boats pass the vine-wrapped face of the
Hindu God Vishnu, consistently misidentified by skippers as Shirley******. The sides of the passageway indicate antiquity in their
crumbling bas reliefs of scenes from Hindu mythology, incursions of roots from overhead growth
and elements of elaborate statuary.
The roof of the temple, which can hardly be discerned by riders, is
a terraced area supporting three spires that lend the building a sense of
perspective and added grandeur.
Back inside, with skippers suspending their narration
to focus on the business of piloting, boats follow the river path that curves to the right.
A growl can be heard just around the corner - soon
attributable to a large Bengal tiger that has paused in the center of a
hole in the stone wall, standing among displaced stones and more jungle foliage
that has reclaimed part of the structure. Inch for inch, this is the most
artfully staged depiction of nature triumphing over man that you're going to
find in any theme park. You may be inclined to count the entire Magic
Kingdom in this category, but just because the park is full of overgrowth and
smudged surfaces doesn't mean it was planned that way. The temple was
deliberate.
The tiger itself is striking and handsome, its bright green
eyes glowing fiercely in the darkness, although sometimes after a rehab it takes
a while to find its way back into the temple. Guests on the starboard side get a
nice close-up look at the beast ... here and just beyond it actually seems, for
the first time since the Congo's python, that the wildlife might really lunge right into the boat if it
so chose.
Just past this cat, the growling gives way to musical tones. If not the real thing, they are at least evocative
of Cambodian roneat, or xylophones, used in that nation's court music.
The impression is that in the darkness of the ruins there is the echo of
something lost to time. And while the loop is short, its minimalism is
potent. As if captivated by the sound, two large king cobras
sway back and forth on pedestals situated near the boats' path. More lie
just ahead in a wide alcove, where they stand
between guests and a vast spread of glowing treasure. In the center of the
scene is a stone reproduction of the Hindu monkey god Hanuman,
crouched in a blissful position among gold artifacts and crystals. Huge
spiders flank this scene, identical cousins to some former Haunted Mansion
arachnids.
THE REST OF PART IV IS COMING SOON!
NOTES ON PART IV
*** This is one of the Jungle Cruise's more oblique ties to The
African Queen. The other is Katharine Hepburn's shrunken head, which
dangles from Trader Sam's right hand.
**** One of the attackers does indeed yell "I love disco" from the undergrowth.
The ride itself predates the rise of disco by three years, so our DACS joker messed with the
audio sometime between 1974 and 1986.
***** The temple was duplicated for Tokyo Disneyland, opening in 1983, but
as a mirror image of the Florida incarnation
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