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If You
Had Wings
Extinct WDW Attraction
Location:
Tomorrowland,
Magic Kingdom
Opened: June 5, 1972
Closed: June 1, 1987
Ticket Required: None
Contributing
Disney
Personnel:
Buddy Baker,
Alan Coats,
Claude Coats,
Cliff Huet,
Stan Maslak,
Jack Schilder,
G. Windrum,
John Zovich
Descendant of:
Disneyland's
Adventure Thru
Inner Space
Space later became:
If You Could Fly,
Dreamflight,
Take Flight,
Buzz Lightyear's
Space Ranger Spin
Remnants:
Ride system / track
and
building largely
unchanged
All photos copyright
The Walt Disney
Company.
Text copyright 2009
Mike Lee
WYW
acknowledges
the
thoughtful assistance of
Dave Applewhite,
Ed Barlow,
Robert Boyd,
Michael Cozart,
Gian DiMauro,
Ed Ellers,
Michael Flint,
Donna Freitag,
Jan Freitag,
Mike Herman,
Dave Hooper,
Michael Kotler,
Marc Macuse,
Greg Maletic,
Ross Plesset,
Dave Smith
and
Gerald Walker
with its
If You Had Wings
research
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If You Had Wings opened to the public in June 1972. Walt Disney World's
Magic Kingdom was eight months old at that time and IYHW was the first new
attraction that hadn't simply been delayed from the previous October's grand
opening. Over the course of fifteen years, If You Had Wings entertained
millions of Magic Kingdom visitors - spinning them through a loud and happening
tour of various vacation locales serviced by Eastern Airlines (the attraction's
sponsor and the official airline of WDW). The ride accomplished its task
free of charge (when from 1971 to 1980, most rides required an admission ticket)
and as often as not with a wait of less than a minute.
In June 1987, the last guests rode through If You Had
Wings. Eastern had withdrawn its sponsorship of the ride
and this called for several changes. Later that same
month the attraction was renovated and reopened as If
You Could Fly, an "alternate" version of its former self. The ride was physically much the same, but the old music
and all references to Eastern were of course gone. It
lacked the magnetism of the original and invited too
many disappointing comparisons.
January 1989 saw the last visitors to If You Could Fly. In
the weeks to follow, almost everything visually inherent
to If You Had Wings and its successor was destroyed
piece by piece and removed from the building's interior
as trash. By the time Dreamflight (sponsored by Delta
Airlines) opened there in June 1989, If You Had Wings
was a memory with another attraction built around its
track. A storehouse of excitement, warmth and innocent
fun was lost to the unrelenting march of progress. If that
sounds melodramatic, you'd better not read any further.
When
that final version pf the rode closed, I was an Operations host
in the Magic Kingdom East department, working mostly at
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. During my breaks I would
often go down into the tunnel below the park, walk a few
hundred feet, ascend a stairwell and arrive in the middle
of If You Could Fly. That's how I ended up walking
through the attraction as it was being dismantled. On first
witnessing that I could hardly believe the sets and props
were being hacked apart simply to expedite their
removal. My If You Had Wings "collection" began at that
time, thanks in part to some of the debris lying around on
the floor. I also started writing about the attraction,
tongue partly in cheek, and interviewing friends for their
recollections of it while the memories were still
fresh. Years later, the project is still ongoing; to my own surprise I'm
still learning things about the ride and finding new photographs, audio
recordings and home movie images thanks to others who have found this page and
offered to help.
In the course of spending so much time on this, a truth
has surfaced: Nearly everyone who remembers If You Had
Wings attests that it was one of their favorites. Although
true for many, it should be pointed out that even during
its heyday, If You Had Wings was commonly derided as
"weak" or "second-rate" by the same type of
unimaginative people who only professed affection for it
once it was gone. The ride was dated from the offset and
more than a touch silly - but therein lay its charm. It didn't overreach or ask its riders to buy into
anything as unfathomable as being launched into space -
as did its early neighbor, Flight To The Moon. It simply asked you to
pretend that you were visiting a few vacation spots not that far removed from
Florida, encountering both locals and other tourists who were having a hell of a
good time. In any
event, lots of people can still sing If You Had Wings'
theme song as if they had just stepped off the ride, which
is something no one's done for nearly nineteen years.
If You Had Wings, for me, is symbolic of everything
unique to Walt Disney World that has disappeared or been unsuccessfully modified
since the 1970s. It was upbeat, fun, colorful and crazy - a product of WED
Enterprises' old guard that existed only in Florida and exuded a simple appeal
that the Disney company has rarely matched since the opening of EPCOT Center.
The following pages represent my effort to keep memories of the ride alive for
those who miss it and serve as an unofficial record of what it was all about for everyone else.
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